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Chalice Stamp by IamAllyBallyBee
Taken from Prosper-the-XVIII Did this in collaboration with my buddy, 13foxywolf666

I. Choose up to five (5) of your favorite characters that will embark in this role-play. Be sure to give a little description of them:

1. Kelly Jackson- Marsupial hitman who strives to reach ground-breaking levels of WTF.

2. Swag Hag- Retired lawyer, mother of a post-apocalyptic rock god, and queen of TMI.

3. Chief Emanuel Sykes- Corrupt, misogynistic police chief that accepts bribes from the mafia.

4. Roxie Rhat- Fandom-hopping prostiute with a love of the dark side, but has a heart of gold.

5. Chalice Venerando- Snarky, tough-as-nails police woman, with a soft side.

II. One of your characters decides to make a grand entrance into a random tavern. How does that go? Pick either Character One or Character Four:

Roxie: No Kelly, I'm taking this one.
Kelly: Penis... :(

*She walks in and does an homage to Jessica Rabbit, complimented by a strip tease; the bar is on its knees. Kelly eats toilet paper in the men's bathroom*

III. Jealous, Character Five tries to make a grand entrance as well but somehow fails… why is that?

*Kelly has a pile of shit in his hand and flings it at Chalice*
Chal: Aaarrrg *Screams bloody murder and rushes to find the nearest shower* 
Roxie: I'm just glad it wasn't me this time…

IV. A character is surrounded by many enemies and decides that the only thing they can do is fight! How does that go? Pick either Character Two or Character Five.

Chal: *Beats the living shit out of them with her kick-boxing skills* You're damn lucky I didn't just shoot all of you! *Fluffs her jacket, like a boss and leaves*

Roxy: *Pulls out her cellphone and dials for help* Hello, I need an ambulance for an injured group of people…

V. Character Three is depressed and decides to get drunk.

Sykes: Why doesn't anyone really like me?! :drunk: :( 
Chal: Want the long answer or the short answer?

VI. An event like no other takes place and Character One and Character Two get into a battle to the death. Who wins?

Swag Hag: ...I think I've finally found the one thing I'd rather die than seduce into not attacking me!
Kelly: IT'S THE MUMMY COME TO EAT OUR FLESH!!! AAAHAHAHA!! DIE DIE DIE!!! WHEEEEEEE!!!!! ...I peed my pants.

VII. Character Four or Character Five accidentally drinks a love potion. Who do they fall in love with first? Character Two or Character Three?

Sykes: Five to three, five to three, please five to-OW! Got daggers in those elbows or something?!

VIII. Since Character Four or Character Five are under a love spell, how do they try to spoil their partner?
Chal: I am Love..Onion HELLO, NURSE!  *Plops herself into Sykes' lap* 
Sykes: :iconstudmuffinplz: 

IX. Character Two tries to steal from either Character One or Character Five. Do they succeed?

Swag Hag: But it's so perfect for my date!  
Chal: I don't give a shit! You can afford your own lingerie! 

X. Character Three throws a slumber party but only invites one person. Which character did they invite?

Sykes: Oh take a guess. ;)

XI. All of the Characters get together for a 'wholesome' dinner… does it go well? Give details.

Kelly: FOOD FIGHT!!!! :la:

XII. Mysteriously, Character One dies. Character Three and Character Five are the only ones around. How do they react?

Sykes & Chal: :highfive: FUCK YES!
*Cue Ding Dong, the witch is dead song*
Kelly: Penis. :3
*Record scratch*
Sykes & Chal: GODDAMMIT!

XIII. Character Two gets into an accident. What were they riding? How did it happen?

Swag Hag: Forgot to stretch before sex... my fault.
Mylar: She was riding me! ;)

XIV. Character Two tries to get a job with the help of Character Three and Character Four. How did that go?

Roxie: :iconfacepalmplz: I should have known this wasn't going to work.
Swag Hag: I thought you were supposed to cheer strippers on, not vomit and scream! What a bunch of morons!

XV. Character One or Character Four decide to leave a tavern. How does that go? Why did they leave?

Kelly: I POKE THE BURNY HOLE!!!
*Writing "Amon is my Domina" all over the restroom wall in your own feces would get you kicked out of anywhere.*

XVI. Character Four wakes up in the bed with a random character of your choice.

Roxie: Why, morning handsome. :iconhurrplz: Ready for another round of predator/prey roleplay? 
Chal's dad: Hehehe, you know it! 
Chal: :iconwhywouldyoudothatplz: EEEEW! NOW I KNOW HOW CAESER FEELS! 
Caeser: :huggle: 

Chal's mom: ...I'm sort of glad I'm head-canonically dead at this point.

(Casting call for Chalice's parents, John DeLancie and Vera Farmiga) 

XVII. A character of your choice becomes a supreme being and creates the world in their image.


Kelly: BURNY HOLES FOR EVERYONE! :la:

Chal: We're all dead and this is Hell! 

XVIII. Before we go, all of your characters want to take a moment to ask you for something that they have always wanted.

Kelly: Can I have another butt? I need more paint.
Chal: Oh god I'm gonna puke...
Kelly: Can I eat it??? :3
Chal: NO!
Swag Hag: I want bigger implants. Now.
Sykes: Got any more of that love potion? 
Roxie: More sex toys! :la:

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sinako777 Featured By Owner 2 days ago
btw  idea


the third girl that will fuse with isis and atla


mario's third girlfriends is be a Yautja/ Predators

remember the remake of Predators (those three big Yautja ) is going to be one of those kind www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohGIbZ…
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Evanescence412 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Awesome! 

Woah, that mouth is huge! Part of me would be kind of scared to have my face up close to it!
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sinako777 Featured By Owner 2 days ago
yeah indeed

mario  :- hey i have a big jaw/mouth too  :X
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Evanescence412 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Although… I'm sure it would make for an interesting/weird kiss! :XD: Just ask Bonnie and Demon Chalice. :XD:

Demon Chal: It does come in handy when she goes down on me. 
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sinako777 Featured By Owner 4 days ago
for mario :XD:  hahahah fav.me/d7z102t
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SonicPossible00 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the fave!
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Carriejokerbates Featured By Owner 6 days ago
thanks for the fave =D
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Sketchy-on-Details Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Fool Emoji-12 (Yay) [V1] awwwww yeeaaa

long overdue Tard Among Us ...Thanks for the faves, the time taken to look, the interest overall, and most especially the comments and feedback! rafaella schumann request
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Evanescence412 Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're very welcome! Keep up the good work!
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Sketchy-on-Details Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:meowsalute: Ab-so-lutely!
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