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The Melancholy of the Pious Chapter 1The Melancholy of the Pious Chapter 1 by Evanescence412
Samuel Sykes had become a man obsessed. It all started with visiting his heathen spawn of a son at the police station. He never expected that one meeting would lead to such forbidden feelings. The station was a cesspool of decadence. Lowly sinners stalked on both sides of the iron bars. A harlot owl boasted of her wanton adventures with no remorse. A beautiful, but Godless Siamese Cat with an ugly temper cussed and spoke like a man. And there was his avaricious, lustful son, whose soul he tried so desperately to save time and time again. Worst of all... was the open sodomy of a supposed Christian... a gazelle who engaged in unnatural acts with a goat lover; both were women.
That Roxy was the complete opposite of everything a good Christian like him or his deceased wife, Elsie was... Yet, people seemed to have more respect for her than him, inside and outside of the station. That only further enraged him. Samuel was a proud man of virtue
The Melancholy of The Pious: PrologueThe Melancholy of The Pious: Prologue by Evanescence412
Inside Mephisto's office, the Lord of the Damned was sitting at his desk, with his wife, Kylie straddling him on his lap, kissing along his jawline. He purred demonically, while running his long fingers through her short, thick brunette hair. Mephisto was about to lean in to suckle her neck, but he realized they had company. He turned his head and straightened up. Kylie was about to ask what was going on, until she, too, turned to look at 'You'. As if on cue, Mephisto cleared his throat, while straightening his tie and smiled, revealing his shark-like teeth.
"So sorry, we didn't hear you come in!" Mephisto apologized, while chuckling. "I can't believe we nearly forgot about tonight's story." He then turned and looked at Kylie, still smiling and the glimmer of lust still present in his reptilian, golden eyes. "Then again, that's what happens when you have such a gorgeous wife to distract you." Kylie giggled
Another long awaited collaboration meme, this time with Radioactive-Cryptid.
Today, we have Roxy and her head-canon of Red Skull- I mean, Black Mask.
1) Let's meet the two rivals, shall we?
Roxanna "Roxy" Johnson/Roman Sionis (AKA. Black Mask)
2) Why do they dislike/hate each other? When did their feud begin?
Roman: She's my woman's "mother", so of course she has to hate me, because I'm "violating" her precious, baby daughter. And there's also the fact that I'm one'na Gotham's most power mob bosses and she's a cop.
Roxy: He's just a monster, plain and simple. There's nothing to like and I sure as Hell do NOT approve of him for Opal.
Roman: Not your choice, Grandma!
3) Which one has the most hate?
Roman: What was the question again? I was workin' on somethin'. *Looks at a crumpled piece of paper that has "Die, bitch" scrawled across it*
Roxy: How mature.
4) Make them the opposite of who they are! Have them act as friends or even lovers!
Roman: *Loads gun and points it at Caesar* How about you just ask the next question, okay, 'pal'?
Roxy: Put that away! Now isn't the time or place for that, Roman!
Roman: You ain't my mother! And if you were, you would be dead, already!
5) Have one of them play a prank the other!
Roman: Hey dyke, I left you a present on your doorstep. Why don't cha open it?
Roman: Come on... it's your favorite! Red Velv-
Kelly: Penis! Oooh, a delicious cake! *Opens the box, only for it to explode*
Kelly: Wheee! Penis...
6) What would happen if they were locked in a room together for some time?
Roman: I could bust a cap in your head right then 'n there. Nobody would have to know...
Roxy: I'm just gonna back away reaalll slowly... like I wasn't even here.
7) What could stop them from being enemies? Can't we all just get along?
Roman: If she could keep her fat, self-righteous mouth shut, I guess I could learn to ignore her.
Roxy: Do you say that to Opal if she ever says something you don't like?
Roman: Of course not. I ain't STUPID.
8) Yeah right, it's time for a battle to the death!
Roman: BOOM BITCH! Black Mask is gonna win this one! *pulls out a uzi*
Roxy: Alright! I was going to try and be cordial, but to Hell with it!
9) Who wins?
Roxy: No. ME.
10) That wasn't pretty. Let's try something where no one gets hurt. Take your pick: Video games, chess, poker battle or whatever.
Roman: How would it be any fun if nobody gets hurt?
Roxy: Of course, you would say that.
11) Is there someone both characters admire? If not, then have another character intervening in a fight of theirs or whatever you want.
Roman: ... We both like Opal. There. That's it. That's all.
Roxy: I guess that's something we can finally agree on.
12) Is there anything the rivals have in common?
13) Switch roles! Maybe you'll empathize with each other that way! Or... not?
Roman: Lookit me! I'mma good ol' bible thumper and muff diver! And no man shall ever stick his dick in my precious baby girl!
Roxy: That's portrayal was about as accurate as Sykes'.
14) That's it, GROUP THERAPY!
Roman: Fuck no! I'd rather spend a week in Blackgate!
Roxy: Um... no. I don't see it going anywhere, other than a screaming match or him trying to kill me.
15) Final thoughts, tag someone or whatever.