Taken from Prosper-the-XVIII Did this in collaboration with my buddy, 13foxywolf666
I. Choose up to five (5) of your favorite characters that will embark in this role-play. Be sure to give a little description of them:
1. Kelly Jackson- Marsupial hitman who strives to reach ground-breaking levels of WTF.
2. Swag Hag- Retired lawyer, mother of a post-apocalyptic rock god, and queen of TMI.
3. Chief Emanuel Sykes- Corrupt, misogynistic police chief that accepts bribes from the mafia.
4. Roxie Rhat- Fandom-hopping prostiute with a love of the dark side, but has a heart of gold.
5. Chalice Venerando- Snarky, tough-as-nails police woman, with a soft side.
II. One of your characters decides to make a grand entrance into a random tavern. How does that go? Pick either Character One or Character Four:
Roxie: No Kelly, I'm taking this one.
*She walks in and does an homage to Jessica Rabbit, complimented by a strip tease; the bar is on its knees. Kelly eats toilet paper in the men's bathroom*
III. Jealous, Character Five tries to make a grand entrance as well but somehow fails… why is that?
*Kelly has a pile of shit in his hand and flings it at Chalice*
*Screams bloody murder and rushes to find the nearest shower*
Roxie: I'm just glad it wasn't me this time…
IV. A character is surrounded by many enemies and decides that the only thing they can do is fight! How does that go? Pick either Character Two or Character Five.
Chal: *Beats the living shit out of them with her kick-boxing skills* You're damn lucky I didn't just shoot all of you! *Fluffs her jacket, like a boss and leaves*
Roxy: *Pulls out her cellphone and dials for help* Hello, I need an ambulance for an injured group of people…
V. Character Three is depressed and decides to get drunk.
Sykes: Why doesn't anyone really like me?!
Chal: Want the long answer or the short answer?
VI. An event like no other takes place and Character One and Character Two get into a battle to the death. Who wins?
Swag Hag: ...I think I've finally found the one thing I'd rather die than seduce into not attacking me!
Kelly: IT'S THE MUMMY COME TO EAT OUR FLESH!!! AAAHAHAHA!! DIE DIE DIE!!! WHEEEEEEE!!!!! ...I peed my pants.
VII. Character Four or Character Five accidentally drinks a love potion. Who do they fall in love with first? Character Two or Character Three?
Sykes: Five to three, five to three, please five to-OW! Got daggers in those elbows or something?!
VIII. Since Character Four or Character Five are under a love spell, how do they try to spoil their partner?
HELLO, NURSE! *Plops herself into Sykes' lap*
IX. Character Two tries to steal from either Character One or Character Five. Do they succeed?
Swag Hag: But it's so perfect for my date!
Chal: I don't give a shit! You can afford your own lingerie!
X. Character Three throws a slumber party but only invites one person. Which character did they invite?
Sykes: Oh take a guess.
XI. All of the Characters get together for a 'wholesome' dinner… does it go well? Give details.
Kelly: FOOD FIGHT!!!!
XII. Mysteriously, Character One dies. Character Three and Character Five are the only ones around. How do they react?
Sykes & Chal:
*Cue Ding Dong, the witch is dead song*
Kelly: Penis. :3
Sykes & Chal: GODDAMMIT!
XIII. Character Two gets into an accident. What were they riding? How did it happen?
Swag Hag: Forgot to stretch before sex... my fault.
Mylar: She was riding me!
XIV. Character Two tries to get a job with the help of Character Three and Character Four. How did that go?
I should have known this wasn't going to work.
Swag Hag: I thought you were supposed to cheer strippers on, not vomit and scream! What a bunch of morons!
XV. Character One or Character Four decide to leave a tavern. How does that go? Why did they leave?
Kelly: I POKE THE BURNY HOLE!!!
*Writing "Amon is my Domina" all over the restroom wall in your own feces would get you kicked out of anywhere.*
XVI. Character Four wakes up in the bed with a random character of your choice.
Roxie: Why, morning handsome.
Ready for another round of predator/prey roleplay?
Chal's dad: Hehehe, you know it!
EEEEW! NOW I KNOW HOW CAESER FEELS!
Chal's mom: ...I'm sort of glad I'm head-canonically dead at this point.
(Casting call for Chalice's parents, John DeLancie and Vera Farmiga)
XVII. A character of your choice becomes a supreme being and creates the world in their image.
Kelly: BURNY HOLES FOR EVERYONE!
Chal: We're all dead and this is Hell!
XVIII. Before we go, all of your characters want to take a moment to ask you for something that they have always wanted.
Kelly: Can I have another butt? I need more paint.
Chal: Oh god I'm gonna puke...
Kelly: Can I eat it??? :3
Swag Hag: I want bigger implants. Now.
Sykes: Got any more of that love potion?
Roxie: More sex toys!