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Kylie Schneider
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What Disney Villain Are You?
What Disney Villain Are You?
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Who Would Be Your Mare Of Honor?
Who Would Be Your Mare Of Honor?
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My Little Pony Personality Test!
My Little Pony Personality Test!
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Chalice Stamp by IamAllyBallyBee
Taken from Prosper-the-XVIII Did this in collaboration with my buddy, 13foxywolf666

I. Choose up to five (5) of your favorite characters that will embark in this role-play. Be sure to give a little description of them:

1. Kelly Jackson- Marsupial hitman who strives to reach ground-breaking levels of WTF.

2. Swag Hag- Retired lawyer, mother of a post-apocalyptic rock god, and queen of TMI.

3. Chief Emanuel Sykes- Corrupt, misogynistic police chief that accepts bribes from the mafia.

4. Roxie Rhat- Fandom-hopping prostiute with a love of the dark side, but has a heart of gold.

5. Chalice Venerando- Snarky, tough-as-nails police woman, with a soft side.

II. One of your characters decides to make a grand entrance into a random tavern. How does that go? Pick either Character One or Character Four:

Roxie: No Kelly, I'm taking this one.
Kelly: Penis... :(

*She walks in and does an homage to Jessica Rabbit, complimented by a strip tease; the bar is on its knees. Kelly eats toilet paper in the men's bathroom*

III. Jealous, Character Five tries to make a grand entrance as well but somehow fails… why is that?

*Kelly has a pile of shit in his hand and flings it at Chalice*
Chal: Aaarrrg *Screams bloody murder and rushes to find the nearest shower* 
Roxie: I'm just glad it wasn't me this time…

IV. A character is surrounded by many enemies and decides that the only thing they can do is fight! How does that go? Pick either Character Two or Character Five.

Chal: *Beats the living shit out of them with her kick-boxing skills* You're damn lucky I didn't just shoot all of you! *Fluffs her jacket, like a boss and leaves*

Roxy: *Pulls out her cellphone and dials for help* Hello, I need an ambulance for an injured group of people…

V. Character Three is depressed and decides to get drunk.

Sykes: Why doesn't anyone really like me?! :drunk: :( 
Chal: Want the long answer or the short answer?

VI. An event like no other takes place and Character One and Character Two get into a battle to the death. Who wins?

Swag Hag: ...I think I've finally found the one thing I'd rather die than seduce into not attacking me!

VII. Character Four or Character Five accidentally drinks a love potion. Who do they fall in love with first? Character Two or Character Three?

Sykes: Five to three, five to three, please five to-OW! Got daggers in those elbows or something?!

VIII. Since Character Four or Character Five are under a love spell, how do they try to spoil their partner?
Chal: I am Love..Onion HELLO, NURSE!  *Plops herself into Sykes' lap* 
Sykes: :iconstudmuffinplz: 

IX. Character Two tries to steal from either Character One or Character Five. Do they succeed?

Swag Hag: But it's so perfect for my date!  
Chal: I don't give a shit! You can afford your own lingerie! 

X. Character Three throws a slumber party but only invites one person. Which character did they invite?

Sykes: Oh take a guess. ;)

XI. All of the Characters get together for a 'wholesome' dinner… does it go well? Give details.

Kelly: FOOD FIGHT!!!! :la:

XII. Mysteriously, Character One dies. Character Three and Character Five are the only ones around. How do they react?

Sykes & Chal: :highfive: FUCK YES!
*Cue Ding Dong, the witch is dead song*
Kelly: Penis. :3
*Record scratch*
Sykes & Chal: GODDAMMIT!

XIII. Character Two gets into an accident. What were they riding? How did it happen?

Swag Hag: Forgot to stretch before sex... my fault.
Mylar: She was riding me! ;)

XIV. Character Two tries to get a job with the help of Character Three and Character Four. How did that go?

Roxie: :iconfacepalmplz: I should have known this wasn't going to work.
Swag Hag: I thought you were supposed to cheer strippers on, not vomit and scream! What a bunch of morons!

XV. Character One or Character Four decide to leave a tavern. How does that go? Why did they leave?

*Writing "Amon is my Domina" all over the restroom wall in your own feces would get you kicked out of anywhere.*

XVI. Character Four wakes up in the bed with a random character of your choice.

Roxie: Why, morning handsome. :iconhurrplz: Ready for another round of predator/prey roleplay? 
Chal's dad: Hehehe, you know it! 
Chal: :iconwhywouldyoudothatplz: EEEEW! NOW I KNOW HOW CAESER FEELS! 
Caeser: :huggle: 

Chal's mom: ...I'm sort of glad I'm head-canonically dead at this point.

(Casting call for Chalice's parents, John DeLancie and Vera Farmiga) 

XVII. A character of your choice becomes a supreme being and creates the world in their image.


Chal: We're all dead and this is Hell! 

XVIII. Before we go, all of your characters want to take a moment to ask you for something that they have always wanted.

Kelly: Can I have another butt? I need more paint.
Chal: Oh god I'm gonna puke...
Kelly: Can I eat it??? :3
Chal: NO!
Swag Hag: I want bigger implants. Now.
Sykes: Got any more of that love potion? 
Roxie: More sex toys! :la:

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sinako777 Featured By Owner 2 days ago
btw  idea

the third girl that will fuse with isis and atla

mario's third girlfriends is be a Yautja/ Predators

remember the remake of Predators (those three big Yautja ) is going to be one of those kind…
Evanescence412 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Woah, that mouth is huge! Part of me would be kind of scared to have my face up close to it!
sinako777 Featured By Owner 2 days ago
yeah indeed

mario  :- hey i have a big jaw/mouth too  :X
Evanescence412 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Although… I'm sure it would make for an interesting/weird kiss! :XD: Just ask Bonnie and Demon Chalice. :XD:

Demon Chal: It does come in handy when she goes down on me. 
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sinako777 Featured By Owner 4 days ago
for mario :XD:  hahahah
SonicPossible00 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for the fave!
Carriejokerbates Featured By Owner 6 days ago
thanks for the fave =D
Sketchy-on-Details Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Fool Emoji-12 (Yay) [V1] awwwww yeeaaa

long overdue Tard Among Us ...Thanks for the faves, the time taken to look, the interest overall, and most especially the comments and feedback! rafaella schumann request
Evanescence412 Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
You're very welcome! Keep up the good work!
Sketchy-on-Details Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:meowsalute: Ab-so-lutely!
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